What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?